Alexis Tabak. I am a New Yorker, Friend, Hustler, Private Investigator turned Podcaster who enjoys domestic psychological thrillers, niche erotica, Italian Opera, French Wine, the Concord Lounge, the Rikers waiting room, understated botox, stolen diamonds, hundred dollar bills, unhinged dinner table manners,  and royal pedigree. Dressed in the aesthetic of a Red Sauce Mob Wife meets Carolyn Bessette adorned in the blood vials of Angelina Jolie, I come to be your unhinged psychotic but loving vapid podcast host and therapist to exploit and uncover the absurdity of crypto. 

Glitter Ledger is my lifeblood. As a former specialist in international espionage sauteed in light treason and jazz, I stumbled upon a new world of decentralized finance. I know nothing about economics except for the voodoo kind and have no business being a thought leader or influencer. However, I have every intention to serve as an Autistic Princess Diana dripping in sequins covered in blood-stained passport stamps, a voice of unreasonable unreliability in the crypto community.  The podcast serves as financial advice for the crypto community, should they desire to purchase unregistered securities and lose all of their money.

Disclaimer: This is Definitely a Joke.
Or is it not? You’ll never know. But one thing’s for sure: if you take anything too seriously, you might be doing it wrong. In any case, to save my legal ass, just assume everything I say is a joke.