New Sode of #GlitterLedger.  Alas, I put a majority of my trust fund into Eclipse, the scientific phenomenon not the L2, and a minority in GME so suffice it to say; its been an a week of deep introspection. Writ large.  On the topic of disgraced Eclipses, Licensed Detective Glitter, C’est moi, was appointed to…

 New Sode of Glitter Ledger : Flooding of Crypto Arabian Nights Greetings from the Bul Jah Rab in Dubai where I’m bunking with Mohammed bin Salman Al Saud's wife; I’ve known her for years but I forget her name but we used do to off of the Gamma Gamma Gamma house at Ole Miss. I…

New Sode; Normally you would think NFTs are highly aligned with my values; art, fraud, scam, vapid, a sort of ponzi scheme for those without an MBA who majored in Visual Art and minored in Fascist Dance Theory. Alas, you’d be wrong, but only because they are so ugly and art auctions without paddles are…

New 'Sode of GlitterLedger with Steven Eisman    Alexis: Is there anything that you find appealing? Steven: About crypto? Alexis: Yeah Steven: Nothing  Alexis Zero Steven: Zero Alexis: Even the art? Steven: Nothing 😀   Fresh off of Eth Aspy and still High off of the altitude, and my own grandiose delusions, I have time…

New Sode Of Glitter Ledger. After leaving the IVY Penn Blockchain’s AA meeting in preparation for #ETHAspy, I was filled with mass dread. I’m in regular attendance of AA meetings not because I’m sober but because feel most at home listening to stories about rich people ruining their families. Speaking of DAO's, when token AA?…

New Sode of Glitter Ledger Season 3 Episode 4 with Kyle Downey.  It’s been a busy week with Airdrops of Jupiter in her hair not found at Fredrick Fekkai and other insufferable tragedies.  I’ve been on the lam in between Gstaad and Sidi Bou Said with ample bosom time to short the Vix, chainsmoke and…

New Sode of Glitter Ledger Season 3 Episode 3 with yet another fabulous Celestial Eastern European hailing deep from the Cosmos of Serbia Jelena Djuric – Founder of #Noble. Noble is part of the chaotic organized cult of Cosmos, the Internet of Blockchains, maintaining disruptive sovereignty like Burning Man-  Bad Kids. Cosmos is easy to…

Fresh off the Bezos boat of Bitcoin #ETF’s and who the f**k cares, I went to the Zoolander DAIE spa for a claw manicure to ward off my stalker. Much to my deep disturbance, Manicurist is leaving the manicure industry to focus solely on her career as a perp trading influencer on #dYdX v4. I…

New Episode of Glitter Ledger; Season 3 Episode 1. Happy New Year or whatever- here’s to restorative healing and excess cash with Andra Nicolau.  Here's what I know. For Dry January I am off my self-prescribed mixture of Prozac and Viagra and am thus in rare form.  During Christmas holiday in between #Eigenlayer and misery,…

Rayhaneh Sharif-Askary  is formerly an  Ultra UBS tradFI hustler turned crypto boss At Grayscale Investments, with a penchant for collaborative regulation, investment products that access that digital economy, and mid to advanced level icy skiing. We met in the airport lounge en route to Burkina Faso when she kindly offered me a breath mint and…