New Sode Of Glitter Ledger. After leaving the IVY Penn Blockchain’s AA meeting in preparation for #ETHAspy, I was filled with mass dread. I’m in regular attendance of AA meetings not because I’m sober but because feel most at home listening to stories about rich people ruining their families. Speaking of DAO's, when token AA?

At #EthAspy,
I plan on meeting with low tier movers and shakers of slick projects yielding
more yield and less masculinity.  I will be posted at the St Regis
PentHouse prepping for my Fireside chat RWAs and Issues on and cross my #VanCleef
Chains moderated by my dear friend Lizzie Theranos via zoom.

I will also be rooming with Hester Prynn
and Hester Pierce where we’ll order Dom and charge it to the SEC and Nathaniel
Hawthorne. We may also:

Take quaaludes, 

Do dramatic readings of the Bitcoin White
Paper in a Putin accent 

Watch 80s clips of Margaret Thatcher on
C-span. 

I digress, my guest today is none other than fellow internationally critically acclaimed comedian and Duchess of Privacy and Community at Aleo, @Viv Ford. Aleo has nothing to do with my secretary’s font and everything to do with my privacy from the paparazzi, OFAC and Zero Knowledge, my specialties. Viv's back story, like Aleo, is rife with
intrigue, secrecy, and (zk)Snark. Her story began where she bunked with a
bakers dozen of fellow crypto bros before the term was synonymous with morons
at the infamous Crypto Castle. This sounds like the type of elegant porn I may
have worked on in the lighting department during my thespian days, but she
assures me I am mistaken. 

As, all of the original GoodFellas of Crypto Castle have left the ‘space’, as the ecosystem transitioned from a subculture anarchist movement to a gloriously sensical Perp -trading -Dex Bridge- making -DePin -my -Rollup -Bridge to hell chaotic group of Sers who are in it for the Ferraris and the chance to get laid by NFT artisans; which is personally much more meaningful.

Viv however, saw past both the niche subculture of anarchists and the Ferrari seekers and continued on her journey spreading the good word of decentralization across multiple countries with good wine. Upon this mission, she stumbled upon what really matters, keeping spending your money on Botox, bedazzled guns, and erectile dysfunction medication private.  Aleo is essentially the CIA of crypto where you only
have to say just a little to prove who you are, or who you are not. 

Viv is responsible for the discord on discord by crowning people ambassadors of Grants on Aleo. I met her after attending her show #NewKidsontheBlockchain
in Gstaad and its clear her improv craft is tailored to the elite and confused. The way she articulates her responsibilities at Aleo border on poetic and drops so many chilling one liners of realness and truth, it almost made me wonder if she did not actually work in crypto. 

Catch her show here:
newkidsontheblockchain.io and listen to the episode where you get your pods. #GlitterLedger

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